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Re:Mom Handcuffed, Jailed for 8-Year-Old Son Walking Half a ... by necovek on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @05:19PM (#33631673)
"Hey kid, are you alright?"

"My mom made me walk home because I was mean to my siblings."

"Where do you live?"

"That house over there."

Alternative, less dumb reality:

"Carry on."

A bit more concerned, still less dumb reality:

"I'll walk with you."

Dumb reality:

"I am calling the cops!"

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