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Re:FTX group companies commence voluntary chapter 11 proceed... by boeingUH60 on Friday November 11, 2022 @10:42AM (#33562180)
"Your honor, whatever I've said should not be used against me in the court of law"...I can't make up this parody if I was a scriptwriter.

Here's another...SBF has stepped down, and his replacement is John J. Ray III, a famous bankruptcy lawyer who helped clean up Enron...yes, that Enron.

Re:FTX group companies commence voluntary chapter 11 proceed... by Scoundreller on Friday November 11, 2022 @10:59AM (#33562426)
I bet is motto is the same as the one that gets these companies in trouble: “pay yourself first”.
Re:FTX group companies commence voluntary chapter 11 proceed... by lotsofpulp on Friday November 11, 2022 @11:10AM (#33562586)
Must be tough being a fiction writer these days.
Re:FTX group companies commence voluntary chapter 11 proceed... by dylan604 on Friday November 11, 2022 @11:44AM (#33563087)
I'm waiting for the Law&Order ripped from the headlines episode. Who will be the murder victim in the opening scene though? DUN DUN!!!
Re:FTX group companies commence voluntary chapter 11 proceed... by nobody9999 on Saturday November 12, 2022 @03:16AM (#33571179)
>I'm waiting for the Law&Order ripped from the headlines episode. Who will be the murder victim in the opening scene though? DUN DUN!!!

I suppose the writers could mine[0] this for inspiration.

[0] Pun intended.