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Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by discordance on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @07:52AM (#33530829)
"Today, effective immediately, I, Gavin Belson, founder and CEO of Hooli, am forced to officially say goodbye to the entire Nucleus division. All Nucleus personnel will be given proper notice and terminated. But make no mistake. Though they're the ones leaving, it is I who must remain and bear the heavy burden of their failure."
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by cdolan on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @09:00AM (#33531689)
SV from HBO I’d really something else
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by TchoBeer on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @09:15AM (#33531859)
For how long it is, it's incredible how high the hit rate for jokes were.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by rbanffy on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:09AM (#33533627)
It was disturbingly accurate for parody.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by lazide on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:31AM (#33533985)
I couldn’t watch it - I lived through far crazier stuff than what they showed, and it was just too painful.

One of those cases where they had to tone down reality so people would believe it, but still came across as unrealistic!

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by samstave on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:49AM (#33534261)
did you work at Uber during their crazy days?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by lazide on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @12:15PM (#33534688)
That startup experience was all pre-Uber existing, for better or worse!
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by rbanffy on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @05:09PM (#33538684)
If you feel like triggering your PTSDs, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Startup.com is a good one. Not intended to be a comedy, however.

Quite the opposite.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by rbanffy on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @05:14PM (#33538754)
While watching with my wife I kept mentioning who I knew that were perfectly characterized in the series.

The Three Comma Guy, Gavin Belson, the Conjoined Triangles of Success... Been through all that.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by samstave on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:48AM (#33534251)
Whats your dick to floor ratio?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by papito on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @10:37AM (#33533078)
Rewatched all of it recently. It actually got better and more on the nose with time. Incredible.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by cableshaft on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @09:10AM (#33531812)
For someone who barely ever worked an office job, Mike Judge is an expert at portraying office space.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by tuyiown on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @09:33AM (#33532129)
I suspect he mainly had to figure out that it’s the same as everywhere else, but the displayed politeness of office managers make it especially delectable satire.

In Office Space there is the «pieces of flair» argument with the waitress (Aniston), it’s much more bitter, and I suspect much harder to keep it funny, because in truth those worker endured much more violent management, there is little space to spin it in a funny way.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by samstave on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:47AM (#33534223)
Yeah.... I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Sunday... thanks....

--

When I was an early IT manager my team would make fun of me and compare me to the manager from office space... because I would always say "thanks" when I would ask them for something...

But I learned to say "thanks" because at Intel - in the 90's it was company culture to always close an email with "thanks"

When I worked at FB though it was a hostile environment. so no Thanks.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by blaser-waffle on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @12:37PM (#33535031)
> because in truth those worker endured much more violent management, there is little space to spin it in a funny way.

what? no one got beat over flair, and having worked in a lot of serving jobs, the level of violence serving drinks was roughly on par with the number of fights I've seen in the data center.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by hindsightbias on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:10AM (#33533640)
A number of us were convinced Judge just hung out in a booth at Applebees and local bars in Austin and wrote down everything we were saying.

Living in Richardson explains Beavis and KotH.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by tyingq on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:55AM (#33534374)
There's an interview here that covers some of how it happened: https://www.theringer.com/movies/2019/2/19/18228673/office-s...

It does mention he worked for a military contractor, which probably provided an accelerated environment for learning corporate bs.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by tifadg1 on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @10:17AM (#33532773)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYaQGbD6Xc

Hilarious, yet the way corporate PR is heading it could be real and none would be the wiser.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by sytelus on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @11:50AM (#33534286)
SV should start new season. Writers will have no shortage of material.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by blaser-waffle on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @12:38PM (#33535055)
11000 people lose their jobs -- "let's make more shows about it!"

to quote an old guy: "first as tragedy, then as farce"

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by sytelus on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @12:58PM (#33535385)
I am imagining a scene were Gavin Belson takes over Pied Piper and installs his VC friends who immediately fire half of the people. Then website crashes in next hour and they are frantically calling back people to re-hire them.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by r00fus on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @01:53PM (#33536188)
Sometimes times are so bleak you need humor to really process it all.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by cloutchaser on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @01:10PM (#33535587)
I wonder how many of the people who say “musk is just an investor and Tesla and spacex exist because of the engineers” now say

Zuckerberg is clearly the responsible for the failures of Facebook.

You can’t have both.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by Eisenstein on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @01:46PM (#33536095)
> you can't have both.

Why not? Nothing you wrote suggests that we cannot have both. In fact, Musk bought Tesla, is not an engineer, has no engineering training or education or engineering accomplishments (the code he was writing for the company that became PayPal was notoriously terrible and had to be scrapped). Say what you want about Zuck, but if you plopped him down at a terminal and made him do the job of one of his own senior Devs I bet he would be able to do it. Musk couldn't do the same for any one of his companies in any of the technical positions.

I find it interesting that someone states something like 'you can't it both ways' without thinking it through and while presenting no reasoning for it, and then just leave it there like it is now a rule we must accept.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by cloutchaser on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:43AM (#33543448)
> is not an engineer, has no engineering training or education or engineering accomplishments

You should probably fact check this statement. There are plenty of people on quora or even here who worked with Musk. You are completely wrong on this.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by Eisenstein on Thursday November 10, 2022 @02:28PM (#33551756)
Are you one of those people?