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Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by nimbius on Monday October 24, 2022 @11:03AM (#33317619)
nonsense. for those who dont care to run tiktok ive written an ephemeral microservice driven with an AWS lambda, rust enabled, react framwork that uses an intuitive haskell based dockerless rootless console interface for the API i created out of a go based esolang implementation of the Turing complete driver for TikTok included in the 7.7 Linux kernel I built a ruby on rails time machine to travel into the future and clone using my custom built git plugin for mercurial on AS400.
Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by usgroup on Monday October 24, 2022 @11:41AM (#33318156)
That’s reads like it took a lot of effort to write.
Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by srfvtgb on Monday October 24, 2022 @11:07AM (#33317698)
As long as it doesn't have the robotic text-to-speech that seems to be on every TikTok video.
Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by cduzz on Monday October 24, 2022 @11:28AM (#33317985)
Wouldn't it be easier to use yottadb or some other MUMPS derivative instead zapping it onto an AS400 cloud?
Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by return_to_monke on Monday October 24, 2022 @11:56AM (#33318381)
Nah. That would induce significant overhead because of the distributed Blockchain systems. I think using zig with latent diffusion or some variation of GAN would do better.
Re:Guy turned his eye into a flashlight by andrew_ on Monday October 24, 2022 @12:06PM (#33318509)
how did you manage to mention rust without also mentioning "fast" and "secure"?