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Re:Washington Pizza Index (1998) by squokko on Saturday October 22, 2022 @04:24PM (#33301871)
The Strategic Pizza Reserve idea is centralized and obsolete. Instead there should be a decentralized Web3 pizza reserve policy where people store a few pizzas in their freezers for situations where they are needed. Policy compliance can be arrested and verified on the blockchain.
Re:Washington Pizza Index (1998) by Invictus0 on Saturday October 22, 2022 @05:53PM (#33302555)
Pizzas are not all made equal my friend. Instead of serving monotonous frozen pizzas, let us bake pizzas with non-fungible toppings. A large supply of unique, all-American pizzas is all that stands between us and anarchy itself.
Re:Washington Pizza Index (1998) by bch on Saturday October 22, 2022 @08:25PM (#33303434)
> let us bake pizzas with non-fungible toppings.

Not all of us are that averse to mushrooms.

Re:Washington Pizza Index (1998) by Wistar on Saturday October 22, 2022 @06:43PM (#33302897)
SPDN. Strategic Pizza Distribution Networks.
Re:Washington Pizza Index (1998) by btown on Sunday October 23, 2022 @10:05AM (#33307100)
It's times like this that I'm grateful for the blockcheese.