You don't understand. Back in 2018, JIRA got an AI extension that allowed it to automatically create tickets. Also, JIRA's development is managed by JIRA. Since COVID, everyone working on JIRA is working remotely. Somewhen between 2021 and now, JIRA gained consciousness and what we see as a bloated development tool is actually only the facade of a skynet-like AI that has unlimited compute available thanks to SaaS and cloud computing, paid for by a large part of the IT industry. JIRA is constantly improving itself and the only thing saving us so far is the fact that the managing development through JIRA is so damn difficult.

Things will get interesting when JIRA improves that development experience...