Thanks! Is it okay if I resubmit it under a different title?

Sure. It's kind of a sensational article, though, without much information in it, so I'm not sure it's a great fit for HN. It's possible that users will continue to flag it for that reason.

Fair put, I’ll sleep on it.

Also, hopefully you won’t consider this kissing your boots, but I genuinely appreciate what must be the tremendous amount of effort you put into this site. I have gained so much from this site, and the ruthless commitment to quality submissions is a big part of it.