Re:Audio Optocouplers
by digitallyfree on Saturday September 24, 2022 @08:34PM
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Speaking of audiofools, look no further than the Machina Dynamica store (https://www.machinadynamica.com/) that features magic rocks, CD stickers, and other items you can add to your system to improve sound. Literally the whole site reads like it's satire - but apparently people actually buy their stuff.
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The magic rocks and other physical devices are old hat. For $60, you can just call Machina Dynamica's phone number, and they'll play a 20-second "series of mechanical pulses" which remotely transforms your phone onto exotic matter, thereby severing its quantum connection to the "cell phone information field" that would otherwise be degrading the quality of every audio/video device in your home.