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Re:Apple Announces iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Plus by okyanusoz on Wednesday September 07, 2022 @02:48PM (#32754691)
Crash detection, maybe?
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Re:Apple Announces iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Plus by kushan2020 on Wednesday September 07, 2022 @03:29PM (#32755446)
Check list for a car crash in 2022:

- have the latest and greatest iPhone

- crash only in apple approved countries, because apparently car crashes are specific to countries.

- improve your crash experience by buying an Apple Watch ultra for better detection.

— pray to Tim Apple that the algorithm detects your crash.

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