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Re:Porsche boss faces software woes keeping VW a step behind... by eightysixfour on Saturday September 03, 2022 @07:12PM (#32707365)
> It's a "seat warmer", not a "butt heater".

“Heat my ass” works fine for me.

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Re:Porsche boss faces software woes keeping VW a step behind... by Corrado on Sunday September 04, 2022 @09:09AM (#32712641)
"Open the butt hole" works as well. Well, it doesn't turn on the seat heater, but it does open the charging port.
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Re:Porsche boss faces software woes keeping VW a step behind... by KerrAvon on Saturday September 03, 2022 @10:19PM (#32709108)
Do Teslas seriously accept that? I guess that’s what being moved to Texas gets you.
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Re:Porsche boss faces software woes keeping VW a step behind... by TMWNN on Sunday September 04, 2022 @03:24AM (#32710702)
TI uses Texas English in its software <https://books.google.com/books?id=e-gI2W-3JwkC&pg=PA49#v=one...>.
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Re:Porsche boss faces software woes keeping VW a step behind... by kortilla on Sunday September 04, 2022 @12:56AM (#32709979)
I didn’t know it was a requirement to move to Texas to understand the English language.
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