Re:Samsung Recent Security Incident
by hedora on Friday September 02, 2022 @07:45PM
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> Why did firefighters have my stuff?
We know your stuff not catching on fire is important to you. That’s why we gather it up into large fpiles, then do the minimal we’re legally required to technically avoid committing arson. For more information on how we and our trusted partners douse our pile of your stuff with gasoline while using our warehouses to hotbox cigars, weed and crack, see our 1000 page “not stealing and then getting high and catching your stuff on fire policy”.
We know your stuff not catching on fire is important to you. That’s why we gather it up into large fpiles, then do the minimal we’re legally required to technically avoid committing arson. For more information on how we and our trusted partners douse our pile of your stuff with gasoline while using our warehouses to hotbox cigars, weed and crack, see our 1000 page “not stealing and then getting high and catching your stuff on fire policy”.