I collected a bunch of the data in a spreadsheet in March 2014 before the website went down. It covered 51 programming languages and 15 statements about them such as:
* Easy to tell what code does
* Language is expressive
* Code is very readable
* Code written is elegant
* I enjoy using this language
* I choose to use this language
* I would like to write more
* I can be sure code is correct
* This is a high level language
* Code is easy to maintain
* Encourages reusable code
* It is easy to write efficient code
* Code tends to be efficient
* Code tends to be reliable
* This language is good for teaching children
It doesn't match exact description and I also have vague memory of something similar, but not able to find it right now. Drew's post does a reasonably snarky job though :)