Here’s an idea. I’m a 25 year old in Canada without any particular gift or grace of intelligence. Unless I want to work at Walmart for the next 30 years and survive in government housing, life is pointless.

So… I might as well grab a car, execute the greatest crime in my power for the sheer fun of it, and demand euthanasia at my sentencing.

Now I’ve got quite a moral dilemma for the judge. If you grant me my wish, I will die completely unrepentant and my victims will be denied a sense of justice forever. Death was my wish, their suffering my parting joy. If you don’t, how dare you keep me alive against my will.

If you think this is obviously wrong, why?