>That feels like a decent trade off to me comparing years of life lost from liver cancer to time spent scraping scrambled eggs off of pans.

Are you sure you meant that just how it reads like? I mean your life isn't something I want you trading for a while scraping your frying pan. Please forgive my impertinence, but if you're so down on your own value I can't help but stop and ask.[edit] ask if you're ok?