Or... "You pay to start having the plot... Whoever is willing to pay most gets it, like an auction. And at a random time each year we'll come inspect the plot, and the worst-kept 20% will immediately lose the plot and if you want it again you have to re-buy it.".

So you're buying a kinda-5-year-lease. But the exact length of your lease depends how well you look after it.

Man, can’t the working class have anything without the fashionable classes pricing them out?

We live in a fucking society. Not everything needs to be minmax rent seeking.

I don't see any rent-seeking in that idea. Note that economic rent in the sense of rent-seeking is not the same as rent paid to lease something.

>> and the worst-kept 20% will immediately lose the plot

Which is stack-ranking - fire the lowest x% of performers every year. Yeah nahhh, no problems with that idea, nope.

Except you have a judging team do it, based on published criteria, rather than all the participants ranking eachother. A bit like a school exam (where students are usually ranked - curve fitted - to eliminate variable difficulty of the questions that year)

School stack taking is even worse.

I basically like this idea too, although rather than the worst-kept 20%, I'd define a standard at the beginning of the year and then do any that don't meet that standard at inspection time, no matter what percentage it ends up being.

Very strict standards would become political very quickly and lead to conflict. There is a huge difference of opinion about what constitutes tidy and weed free. My plot has stinging nettles on it. They are a useful habit that attracts beneficial insects. I let the grass grow longer as a habitat for frogs. I don't use chemicals on bind weed just pull it out. My shed leans over a little and needs painting. It looks a bit of a mess sometimes but is actually fairly well cared for. But some people won't see it like that. The wonderful thing about an allotment is that it is a space to play a bit without too many rules. And a more relaxed approach to care is more sustainable in terms of effort.

I initially considered that... But then you can just pay someone to meet the standard, and keep the allotment forever.

It effectively becomes land you own permanently. And the price would probably go from 'a few hundred bucks for something that will entertain me for a year' to 'an investment that will rise in value and I can give my children, so $400k'.

Knowing that a fixed percentage of owners will be stripped of their holding each year makes it a very unattractive investment, while not preventing most of the other uses of an allotment.

Or, you make the process cumbersome enough that the individuals who complete it have already demonstrated commitment.

I assume there are rules where if you don’t show up for a couple years in a row, you forfeit your plot?