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Re:Facebook's TikTok-like redesign marks sunset of social ne... by jfim on Tuesday July 26, 2022 @11:44PM (#32246656)
They'd also switch how one orders food every 18 months, and have them migrate to the new way of ordering food. Food ordering in gmail, food ordering as an app, food ordering using a kiosk, then back to an app, then merge it into the wallet app because why not.
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Re:Facebook's TikTok-like redesign marks sunset of social ne... by matt_heimer on Wednesday July 27, 2022 @12:02AM (#32246718)
And the food is delivered using an old-school automat format where you can see people on the other side but never talk to them if anything is wrong.
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Re:Facebook's TikTok-like redesign marks sunset of social ne... by EdwardDiego on Wednesday July 27, 2022 @12:29AM (#32246848)
They'd start giving out a free family meal, which is a medium combo version of their corporate banquet pack, and they'll promise it's free forever.

Then after 15 years, they'll, give you three months to upgrade, then five months, then after three months of pushback, they'll begrudgingly let you keep having the free family meal, so long as you promise you're not using it to cater for a business event.

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