lol that site is great
>He's an unconventional gay paranormal investigator moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a violent motormouth wrestler from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
>He's a Nobel prize-winning sweet-toothed rock star who believes he can never love again. She's a strong-willed communist widow with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
>He's an obese white trash barbarian with a secret. She's a virginal thirtysomething traffic cop with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
"He's a hate-fuelled neurotic farmboy searching for his wife's true killer. She's a tortured insomniac snake charmer from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!"
https://theyfightcrime.org/
Here's an implementation in Perl.
http://paulm.com/toys/fight_crime.pl.txt