Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by _fat_santa on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @10:15AM
(#32070280)
Hackers are rejoicing at this subscription movement because now they can get a fully loaded BMW for the price of a base model.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by Mo3 on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @01:13PM
(#32072956)
Downloading a car has never become more realistic
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by WXLCKNO on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @12:42PM
(#32072493)
Downloading these Tartufo merino leather seats for free.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by growse on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @12:10PM
(#32071997)
Except.... This isn't true.
I can't just "turn on" adaptive headlights because the vehicle doesn't have the necessary camera to scan the road for oncoming cars installed.
I can't just "turn on" adaptive cruise control, because my vehicle doesn't have the necessary front radar installed.
I can't just "turn on" the HUD, because my vehicle doesn't have the necessary dash components physically installed.
The number of different hardware permutations of most modern cars is eye-watering. For most options, if you didn't get it installed from the factory, you're looking at an expense retrofit.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by Nowyouknow on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @03:11PM
(#32074398)
Check out Bimmercode to see what you do have access to.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by growse on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @05:04PM
(#32075658)
I'm familiar with Bimmercode.
With the best will in the world, software can't magic a night vision camera into my car.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by rdsubhas on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @02:09PM
(#32073684)
Hello, this is your car insurance provider here. We noticed that you are driving a hacked car on the road. Your insurance is hereby cancelled. Thank you for paying your premiums so far.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by mdtancsa on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:13AM
(#32071141)
I wonder if I could build and app / service for them -- TSOAS (aka Turn Shit Off As a Service) and charge them a small monthly fee to do it.
BMW should be in the business of building cars, not pissing off people. They could outsource that to me as a service!
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout...
by dotancohen on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:12AM
(#32071128)
> Just buy bare metal bmw and turn all luxury options on
Bring My (own) Warmers.
So be smart guys, this is called hacker news for a reason... Just buy bare metal bmw and turn all luxury options on... (and BMW is traditionally very dumb on security)...