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Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by chewz on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @10:12AM (#32070240)
Good news is that all bmw's come with all the options just turned off via software..

So be smart guys, this is called hacker news for a reason... Just buy bare metal bmw and turn all luxury options on... (and BMW is traditionally very dumb on security)...

Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by _fat_santa on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @10:15AM (#32070280)
Hackers are rejoicing at this subscription movement because now they can get a fully loaded BMW for the price of a base model.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by Mo3 on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @01:13PM (#32072956)
Downloading a car has never become more realistic
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by WXLCKNO on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @12:42PM (#32072493)
Downloading these Tartufo merino leather seats for free.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by growse on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @12:10PM (#32071997)
Except.... This isn't true.

I can't just "turn on" adaptive headlights because the vehicle doesn't have the necessary camera to scan the road for oncoming cars installed.

I can't just "turn on" adaptive cruise control, because my vehicle doesn't have the necessary front radar installed.

I can't just "turn on" the HUD, because my vehicle doesn't have the necessary dash components physically installed.

The number of different hardware permutations of most modern cars is eye-watering. For most options, if you didn't get it installed from the factory, you're looking at an expense retrofit.

Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by Nowyouknow on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @03:11PM (#32074398)
Check out Bimmercode to see what you do have access to.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by growse on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @05:04PM (#32075658)
I'm familiar with Bimmercode.

With the best will in the world, software can't magic a night vision camera into my car.

Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by rdsubhas on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @02:09PM (#32073684)
Hello, this is your car insurance provider here. We noticed that you are driving a hacked car on the road. Your insurance is hereby cancelled. Thank you for paying your premiums so far.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by mdtancsa on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:13AM (#32071141)
I wonder if I could build and app / service for them -- TSOAS (aka Turn Shit Off As a Service) and charge them a small monthly fee to do it. BMW should be in the business of building cars, not pissing off people. They could outsource that to me as a service!
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by dotancohen on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:12AM (#32071128)

  > Just buy bare metal bmw and turn all luxury options on
Bring My (own) Warmers.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by ed_balls on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @02:53PM (#32074204)
The question is how warranty and insurance be impacted by it.
Re:BMW heated seats subscription costs $18 per month in Sout... by queuebert on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @11:47AM (#32071637)
Purposefully dumb I suspect, because BMW has a strong modding enthusiast following.