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Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by com2kid on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @12:00PM (#32002873)
If the lobsters are tied to a trolley track, they aren't long for this world anyway. Trolley tracks aren't exactly a lobster's native habitat.

Untie the cat and it'll, likely, be a-ok.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by agentultra on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:41PM (#32004277)
Take out the cat though and you have dinner for 5 families!
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by I-M-S on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @02:09PM (#32004664)
Having dinner is precisely why I took out the lobsters (well, depending they're not too mangled after being run over by a trolley).