As someone who wants to enter and profit from the burgeoning underground iris transplantation economy, where do I start? I get the sense that there is an arbitrage opportunity between the cost of eye surgery and crypto returns but exactly how do I capitalize on this?

I suspect GP was being facetious.

Poe's law strikes again. Any joke about crypto scams has already been implemented for real...

(That was the joke.)

Still worth linking because that is quite an obscure reference.