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Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by yardstick on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:24AM (#31997024)
Would you save a fit, healthy monkey that can communicate with us using sign language, or would you save a human in a permanent coma? (Or whose brain is damaged and will only ever have the mind of a 1 year old)
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by robbomacrae on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @02:11PM (#32004689)
I would choose the human in both situations.

Lots of animals die due to our existence and not just for our food. We accidentally kill things all the time with our vehicles and the pollution we cause. I wish it wasn't the case but you can't step outside without ruining some ants day.

To then be faced with a choice between killing one more animal or a human... my heart would bleed for the monkey but to do anything else would be murder and pretty hypocritical unless one lives an extremely vegan and eco friendly lifestyle.

No medical issue will strip away the fact that it is a human life. I'll make it more absurd for you... they could have a terminal disease and likely be dead tomorrow and I'd still choose to sacrifice the monkey to give them 24 more hours.

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by spoonjim on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @03:16AM (#31997790)
Wouldn't sacrifice any humans for a billion monkeys
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by McBeige on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @06:53AM (#31999165)
If you were a monkey, would you sacrifice a billion humans to save a monkey?

Or equivalently, would you sacrifice a billion humans to save a robot that's twice as sentient as the average human?

Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by spoonjim on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:41PM (#32004278)
I cannot really say what I would do if I was a monkey, it's like asking me what a circle with corners would look like. Too far outside my ability to imagine. I wouldn't sacrifice any number of humans to save any kind of robot either, unless it was a robot critical to human survival like a surgical robot in the middle of a natural disaster.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by yardstick on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @03:29AM (#31997870)
Would you save a monkey whose body contains antibodies for the cure for cancer for humans (or AIDS/HIV/whatever), or 1 human?
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by spoonjim on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:41PM (#32004285)
The monkey. The answer would be the same for just a vial of the antibodies, the monkey is completely incidental.
Re:Absurd Trolley Problems by bckr on Wednesday July 06, 2022 @01:43AM (#31997151)
coma: monkey

brain damage: now there's a hard one