Re:FedEx to close data centers, retire mainframes
by infogulch on Tuesday July 05, 2022 @04:01PM
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Is this a quine where the processor is a CEO?
Re:FedEx to close data centers, retire mainframes
by majewsky on Tuesday July 05, 2022 @05:42PM
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I think it's more like malware. A virus that spreads from CEO to CEO.
Re:FedEx to close data centers, retire mainframes
by ClumsyPilot on Tuesday July 05, 2022 @08:44PM
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CEO is the virus that spreads from one organisation to another
Well, six months later sales and profits were still way down and the new CEO was catching a lot of heat. He began to panic but then he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” The new CEO called a press conference and explained that the previous CEO had left him with a real mess and it was taking a bit longer to clean it up than expected, but everything was on the right track. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and Wall Street – responded positively.
Another year went by and the company continued to struggle. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” So he fired key people, consolidated divisions and cut costs everywhere he could. This he did and Wall Street, and the press, applauded his efforts.
Another year passed and the company was still short on sales and profits. The CEO would have to figure out how to get through another tough earnings call. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message began, “Prepare three envelopes...” "
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