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Re:Watching an acquirer ruin your company by thaumasiotes on Sunday July 03, 2022 @04:29AM (#31966108)
If you hire enough women, one of them will produce a baby within a month.
Re:Watching an acquirer ruin your company by pbhjpbhj on Sunday July 03, 2022 @06:18AM (#31966568)
See, we just need that 9x dev.

Once they've shown they can do it once it's perfectly reasonable to bet the entire business on them doing it the next month.

Oh, and also, the diversity team have noticed we have hired a lot of young people so we're only hiring over-50s this year.

Re:Watching an acquirer ruin your company by thaumasiotes on Sunday July 03, 2022 @09:49PM (#31972691)
> Once they've shown they can do it once it's perfectly reasonable to bet the entire business on them doing it the next month.

That's true. A team of 20 women can easily produce one baby a month.

Nine women can't, but the people who like to say "nine women can't produce a baby in a month" are almost never trying to tell you that you can fix your problem by expanding your team to the appropriate size.

Re:Watching an acquirer ruin your company by imtringued on Sunday July 03, 2022 @11:47AM (#31968574)
Acquiring the competitor is a valid strategy but you need both money and a competitor.