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Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by devoutsalsa on Saturday June 25, 2022 @09:25AM (#31875115)
Study almond growing to become certifiably nuts.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by magicalhippo on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:17AM (#31875940)
Or get a masters degree in cosmology so you can put "Master of the Universe" on your CV.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by devoutsalsa on Saturday June 25, 2022 @12:23PM (#31876517)
This only makes sense if your pronouns are He/Man.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by ThunderSizzle on Saturday June 25, 2022 @02:59PM (#31877757)
TIL women can't be masters of anything?
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by devoutsalsa on Saturday June 25, 2022 @03:07PM (#31877812)
I suppose you could make a She/Ra pronouns joke. Or maybe Battle/Cat if you’re a furry.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by cosmodisk on Saturday June 25, 2022 @06:06PM (#31879127)
If you do rain studies, you can call yourself rainmaker.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by btown on Saturday June 25, 2022 @10:26AM (#31875556)
Study the history of obscure German counties to become certifiably in Sayn!
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by pilsetnieks on Saturday June 25, 2022 @09:38AM (#31875208)
Though almonds are technically seeds, not nuts.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by devoutsalsa on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:17AM (#31875937)
I reckon you are the kind of person that would put tomatoes in a fruit salad XD
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by happytiger on Saturday June 25, 2022 @01:37PM (#31877121)
Sounds seedy.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by hpcjoe on Saturday June 25, 2022 @11:03AM (#31875856)
"You are technically correct. The best kind of correct" -- Administrator who chaired the committee that selected the cover of the book of rules.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by Jenz on Saturday June 25, 2022 @09:46AM (#31875267)
A rare actually tasteful “technically…,” thank you.
Re:Ask HN: Any certification that is worth it? Legitimately ... by W0lf on Saturday June 25, 2022 @09:44AM (#31875255)
Well, actually… :-)