> All of continental Europe seems to fit roughly east of the Hudson Bay when shoved into Canada
Your math does not quite check out.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe
> Area 10,180,000 km2
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada
> Total land area 9,093,507 km2
As for carbon footprint, I'm not going to comment on the moral quality of his choices, but the dude founded a cryptocurrency. Once you've done that, I don't think much else you can do short of also founding an oil company is going to make your carbon footprint worse than it already is.