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Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by jmyeet on Sunday June 19, 2022 @11:47PM (#31806086)
This seems like a good time for a refresher on government protections because there seems to be a lot of confusion about this.

FDIC [1] is a government insurance scheme on depositors' funds (up to a limit) with any FDIC-inssured bank of financial institution in case of insolvency.

SIPC [2] is the equivalent for brokerages and protects your cash holdings and securities.

Coinbase recently gave a warning [3] that crypto assets could be lost in the event of an insolvency. They also said they don't consider that remotely likely. But the point of that disclosure is that crypto is NOT an SIPC-protected asset.

The crypto mantra of "not your keys, not your coins" [4] is showing itself to be true.

I don't know what the outcome will be of anyone who has any assets in Celsius. It sounds like getting them out now may well be impossible but I haven't read this thoroughly so who knows? Maybe it's too late for Celsius account holders.

But I'd strongly advise anyone who holds crypto with any custodian to move it to your own wallet for your own protection.

[1]: https://www.fdic.gov/

[2]: https://www.sipc.org/for-investors/introduction

[3]: https://cryptoslate.com/coinbase-bankruptcy-wording-triggers...

[4]: https://medium.com/stakefish/not-your-keys-not-your-coins-fa...

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:56AM (#31806769)
On Friday, I had the California Franchise Tax Board empty one of my bank accounts without any notice. They graciously left $0.01 in there. I am not a tax dodger, I pay all my taxes and I've never had an issue anything like this in my nearly 50 years on this planet.

They sent me a certified letter to an old address informing me of this the day after they did it. Claiming I owed taxes for a period when I wasn't even living in the country. This is some sort of mistake on their end that my accountant is going to have to sort out this week.

You can laugh at crypto all you want and say 'not your keys, not your coins'... but this event is taking a whole new meaning for me. I agree, Celsius and centralized services are bad, but it isn't like the government is any better. Don't think you're safe with your 4 letter acronyms. It is all fun and games until something like this happens to you.

Luckily they emptied the wrong account (which had little money in it) and I rushed to the bank to empty out the account with most of my money in it. Now I get to deal with the cashflow stress of it all.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by paulsutter on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:45AM (#31807056)
California residency is defined by an “intent to return to the state of California”. That intent is decided by the FTB not you.

Living overseas is particularly tricky because they want to see that you’ve established another state in the US with a stronger connection than California. If not, you remain a California resident. Yes, that sounds crazy

The state publishes a brochure with something like 40 criteria used to make the determination. Receiving mail inside the state is one indicator

https://www.ftb.ca.gov/forms/2020/2020-1031-publication.pdf

“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:55AM (#31807118)
> “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave”

Thanks. That's crazy. I was already out of the country for 2 years before the period they are claiming that I owed taxes (and I was even paying taxes while I was gone)!

I guess this is going to be a fun battle, sigh.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by pyuser583 on Monday June 20, 2022 @03:17AM (#31807227)
When I left California, the FTB went after me for extra taxes on the time I was in California.

Kind of like a final “fuck you.”

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by dwaltrip on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:15AM (#31806891)
I'm sorry that happened to you. That really sucks.

However, this happens more often in crypto. It is much safer to use a regular bank.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:19AM (#31806912)
It isn't about frequency, it is about possibility.

Source for your "more often" comparison though? Certainly people have had their wallets drained because they handed out the keys or stored their stuff on a centralized exchange, but that's not a lot different than a regular theft.

I don't know of anyone who's had a crypto wallet drained by a third party where the wallet was secure.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by JumpCrisscross on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:52AM (#31807092)
> don't know of anyone who's had a crypto wallet drained by a third party where the wallet was secure

Bit of a tautology.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by rchaud on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:58PM (#31813403)
> I don't know of anyone who's had a crypto wallet drained by a third party where the wallet was secure

This is going back to the rsync v Dropbox discussion.

Yes, those who know all the steps necessary can spin up their own encrypted file sync server. 99.5% of the remaining user base will use Dropbox or some other managed solution.

Same with Coinbase and all the other exchanges. "nOt yOuR kEys" is not a good argument when there are millions going into ads and influencer videos pitching Coinbase as the de facto crypto equivalent to regulated brokerages. On Robinhood, people don't move their funds back to their bank acct after every single transaction and they don't expect to do so in crypto either.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by DangIsAWang on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:07PM (#31813537)
So simply using a program as it was designed is, "asking too much?"

At that point you can't blame the devs or anyone else involved except the users.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by dwaltrip on Monday June 20, 2022 @05:48PM (#31816497)
If it is difficult to use or poorly designed, then yes.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by maccard on Monday June 20, 2022 @04:34AM (#31807775)
There's a story on the front page of HN right now [0] about a cryptocurrency that decided to enact some form of emergency powers to save itself and is now claiming to reverse said vote. This exact situation can and does happen with crypto.

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31806191

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by petesergeant on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:01AM (#31806799)
That sucks, but you have legal recourse and are likely to get every cent back.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by runamok on Monday June 20, 2022 @11:44AM (#31811694)
Perhaps eventually.

The Feds took almost a year to pay me the $700 theybowedbmenwhen I resubmitted my taxes due to forgetting to add one item I took a loss in.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:15AM (#31806884)
We will see... I've never had to sue the government before. It seems like an extreme action to have to take after the fact. They also took a $125 'fee' out as well. I get the feeling I won't see that again. Regardless, it has left me shaken. Now, I really don't trust things at all.

On the good side, I did recently win the 4 bogus parking tickets that I've gotten in the last 6 months. So maybe I'll have good luck with this too!

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by tgsovlerkhgsel on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:22AM (#31806931)
Except for overdraft fees/late payment fees resulting from it, and likely no compensation for other losses resulting from having your money unavailable and for the wasted time.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by TAForObvReasons on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:27AM (#31806962)
Bank fees including overdraft fees are recoverable when the IRS makes an error. You have to file form 8546 https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f8546.pdf
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by noduerme on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @03:08AM (#31821040)
I gotta ask you, because this has been eating me since I read it. It appears you've been on HN even longer than me, so I trust you know what you're talking about. I left California in 2006 and moved overseas, never established residency in another state, lived outside the country for 12 years before coming back and establishing residency in Oregon. During that time I did file federal taxes, but most of my income fell under the foreign earned income exemption (< $95k when I left). I did pay social security. But I was no longer considering myself a California resident. Are you saying that California is now trying to claw in taxes from people who left the state 16 years ago and earned foreign income, if they didn't immediately establish residence elsewhere in the US? -- FWIW, I did also skate on visas for those 12 years and never established permanent residency in another country, but nonetheless I wasn't living or making money in California, or intending to return there.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Thursday June 23, 2022 @01:23AM (#31845447)
My accountant (who is really an EA) sorted it today. She has a special (paid!) phone number that goes direct into the FTB/IRS.

Apparently, they have been having "computer problems" and have been sending out letters to people who don't actually owe any taxes (because I've been f'cking paying my taxes), like me. I'm not her only client that got jacked by this.

I'll be getting a full refund, including fees, in 4-6 weeks.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by noduerme on Thursday June 23, 2022 @05:25PM (#31855346)
Well, that's great news! Thanks for the follow-up.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by hnaccount_rng on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:14AM (#31806874)
Since you post this multiple times… can you give some more details? As is this sounds highly unbelievable
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:16AM (#31806897)
What sort of details would you like? Like I have to show an anonymous person proof of this? It happened, I'm not f'cking making it up. This isn't some new HN account. Since you saw my other comment on this, you can see that others have replied to say they had similar things happen. I'm not the only one.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by hnaccount_rng on Monday June 20, 2022 @03:28AM (#31807291)
Repeating something doesn't make it true ;) I actually do believe that it happened to you, but (maybe this is me coming from Germany) I can't really picture any of the context.

What even is a "franchise board"? I would assume something like a Gewerbeamt (entity to register businesses with)? Why do they have bank account data of you? How can they repossess property without a court order?

Background: I'm about to make the jump from academia to industry and in case I overestimated the value of my soul may end up in California. So low-key evaluating whether this could affect me too I guess.

But either way, it's still much better than crypto: There are recourses against state actions. At least in functional judicial states (which I guess is also a tautology xD)

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by mschuster91 on Monday June 20, 2022 @05:14AM (#31808023)
> There are recourses against state actions. At least in functional judicial states (which I guess is also a tautology xD)

Unless the police harass you on the street and ~~steal~~confiscate all cash you have on hand aka "civil forfeiture" [1]. There are entire small towns that have set themselves up as essentially legal highway robbers [2], and federal agencies also like to rob people [3].

There's also a Last Week Tonight episode around it [4], it's a bit dated but still relevant.

Here in Germany, we can at least contest seizure orders because we are named the owners of, say, a couple grands in cash... but in the US, the cash itself can be named defendant, which is ridiculous but entirely legal [5].

[1] https://www.aclu.org/issues/criminal-law-reform/reforming-po...

[2] https://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/investigative/2014/09/08/t...

[3] https://ij.org/press-release/highway-robbery-in-reno-nevada-...

[4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks

[5] https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/george-f-will-the-he...

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by jjav on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:23PM (#31812963)
> What even is a "franchise board"? I would assume something like a Gewerbeamt (entity to register businesses with)? Why do they have bank account data of you? How can they repossess property without a court order?

Franchise board is the California tax agency. Yes, they have bank account tied to a person since that's where they deposit any refunds (or extract any payments they see fit if you don't pay by other mechanism). They'll certainly take money without any court order, they are the tax man and do whatever they want.

The story is very plausible, that's how they operate.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:56PM (#31814171)
You're trying to apply german logic to american bureaucracy. They don't overlap.

I can relate to your confusion a tiny bit, especially since you want to move here. When I was in Vietnam, a lot of people I interacted with have the dream of moving to America. Unfortunately, they just know what they see in the movies. They don't realize the harsh realities of things like the complexity of paying taxes. In Vietnam, it comes directly from your paycheck and there is VAT. There is no concept of State and Federal level taxes. Even better, you don't need to hire an accountant to do these things for you because if you mess up (and the system is designed to mess you up), it can get a lot more costly. Even with an accountant, it seems I'm not immune.

When I came back to America (not by choice, I got stuck here at the start of covid and VN shut its borders), this is also why I established residency in an income tax free state. I had to get a physical address, drivers license, car registration, etc... it was a lot of work.

My suggestion? If you're going to come here, do more research first.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by TAForObvReasons on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:23AM (#31806935)
The IRS gives multiple written notices before taking any actions, including garnishments. It seems highly unlikely that the FTB would escalate without intermediate steps.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by latchkey on Monday June 20, 2022 @02:32AM (#31806985)
As I said above, I received a certified letter to an old address the day after it happened. My friend who lives at the address let me know, so I haven't see the actual letter. It is entirely possible that they sent other letters there and my friend tossed them, but they weren't certified. They also didn't notify my current address.

Nor did they contact my accountant, who I've had for 20 years now and who's address is on file as my primary address for tax related issues.

It is also odd that they pulled the funds from one of my unused accounts that I just kept around for transferring money between the US and Vietnam (Citibank is in both countries and has free < 24 hour transfers) and left my primary bank account (which had the majority of my funds in it) alone.

The taxes they say I owe were during when I was living full time in Vietnam. I was still paying my US taxes during this time as well. This isn't the IRS, it is the FTB. I didn't own a business and I wasn't in California. None of this makes any sense to me.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by trapexit on Monday June 20, 2022 @03:45AM (#31807390)
Did you file a CA tax return? If not, it sounds like they "estimated" one for you based on your past earnings and when you didn't pay it, they seized the funds.

You should be able to sort this out by filing nonresident returns for the years you were absent. If the state wants to contest the return, then you see them in court. Otherwise they have to refund you.

On the advice of my tax advisors, I've made a point of filing nonresident returns for multiple years after moving out of a state (and out of the USA), even if the earned amount is $0 and the owed amount is $0.

This starts the statute of limitations (where applicable) and it puts you into the bucket of "people who have filed tax returns, which we may or may not audit" versus "people who have not filed tax returns, who we may or may not think should have filed a return".

At the point where you stop filing nonresident returns, you ought to make sure you have essentially zero ties to the state. The nonresident returns you filed should have had a mailing address in a different state. Your drivers license should be from a different state (or expired). You should not be registered to vote in the state. You should not have any bank, brokerage, or other financial accounts with an address in the state. If you own a business, it should not be registered as doing business in the state. No one should be 1099'ing you at an address in that state. Anything that the state's tax board can access in their databases should point to you living elsewhere.

[Obligatory disclaimer that I am not a tax attorney and this is not legal advice. Consult your accountant or a competent attorney as your case may dictate.]

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by throw0101a on Monday June 20, 2022 @07:46AM (#31809137)
> At the point where you stop filing nonresident returns, you ought to make sure you have essentially zero ties to the state. The nonresident returns you filed should have had a mailing address in a different state. Your drivers license should be from a different state (or expired). […]

All of this rigamarole is probably necessary because there have been people in the past that were (tax) residents but tried to argue they were not to get out of paying what they owed. So now all the honest people have to jump through extra hoops because some yahoos in the past tried to 'work' the system.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by razemio on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:36AM (#31806663)
Just an addition for non tech users. You should NOT hold your own keys, if you are not up to the task. Consider an exchange with a good record instead and within your "legal region". My recommendation would be Kraken or if you are based in Germany bitcoin.de. Both do not have a single incident which was major and have been doing it for years.

The risk that you loose you coins because you are not able to secure your system is higher, then keeping them on an exchange.

Using a hardware wallet is also a risk. You can loose it, forget your pin or store your backup pass phrase in an unsave / unstable location. For example in a excel sheet or WhatsApp text message to yourself.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by prox on Monday June 20, 2022 @04:09AM (#31807558)
Isn’t/Wasn’t the whole deal of crypto that you don’t need a third party anymore? Otherwise it’s just a bank with extra steps it seems to me.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by x55j33 on Monday June 20, 2022 @04:28AM (#31807733)
Yes, very true. However when people forget the passphrase to their wallet and lose access to their funds, suddenly they don't want to be their own bank anymore, they want a name and number to yell at down the phone until it comes back.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by devoutsalsa on Monday June 20, 2022 @08:09AM (#31809328)
I’m reasonably smart, but I still find the idea of managing my own crypto wallets intimidating. I don’t know what I don’t know, and it’s an unforgiving process if you screw up.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by razemio on Monday June 20, 2022 @06:33AM (#31808603)
Not entirely. A few other use cases:

- workaround to not pay Western Union's fees

- investment

- trading

- protection against inflation

- money to buy goods from (sometimes questionable) places

- money to buy digital goods

- NFT Stuff

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by prox on Monday June 20, 2022 @09:55AM (#31810390)
5 out of 7 I can do already. Western Union and NFT are the use cases I can see as unique. Although wasn’t there an NFT exchange where I can buy in dollars now?

That’s not to say it should be mutually exclusive, but it’s not unique and probably simpler with hard currencies. And probably more safe guarded as well.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by strickman on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:56AM (#31806772)
It's lose man, lose. Not loose.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by razemio on Monday June 20, 2022 @03:47AM (#31807402)
Thanks, -fixed- (can't edit anymore) noted.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by joosters on Monday June 20, 2022 @01:39AM (#31806682)
The downsides of "Be Your Own Bank"...
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by tarsinge on Monday June 20, 2022 @05:07AM (#31807976)
Why not just write it on a piece of paper, and maybe put a copy in a safe if you want to be ultra secure? I've been doing that for nearly a decade without a single issue. Or if you are a bit more technical just an encrypted text file? Even a password manager is more secure than keeping funds in an exchange, compounded with the fact that you still have to securely store the credentials to access that exchange anyway.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by razemio on Monday June 20, 2022 @06:50AM (#31808724)
> compounded with the fact that you still have to securely store the credentials to access that exchange anyway.

Not entirely correct. For the Kraken account, 2FA is a must AND you will still have to enter a code send to Gmail if you connect with an unknown IP address. Even if the PC would be compromised it is impossible for the attacker to send funds anywhere because for this you have a second 2FA. If you want to send money to a different account (does not matter if $ / € or ₿) you also have to verify this by E-mail and 2FA code.

My mum is a good example for a no tech person. You can't imagine what I have been through. To even think she would remember after 3 days, where she stored the keys, after 7 days that she needs them at all and finally after 14 days that I have ever told her anything about it. There are MANY people, where the exchange is the best option. I could go on with other examples, but my mum is a prime example of a non-tech person. For my mum, Internet Explorer is not a browser, but "the button to the internet".

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by devoutsalsa on Monday June 20, 2022 @08:10AM (#31809341)
Have you ever seen the lock picking lawyer pick a lock? Also, a safe tire you to a physical location.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by tarsinge on Monday June 20, 2022 @10:14AM (#31810586)
This is a perfect solution fallacy, it's very improbable for the vast majority of burglaries, just don't write "HERE IS MY SEED FOR CRYPTO $$$" on it. An exchange going bankrupt, hacked, or losing access to your account summed up is order of magnitude more probable to happen, even with the piece of paper on your desk without a safe or a text file with the default OS encrypted hard drive.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by jules-jules on Monday June 20, 2022 @04:14AM (#31807616)
>My recommendation would be Kraken or if you are based in Germany bitcoin.de.

You should still use Kraken, even if you are in Germany. bitcoin.de is vastly inferiour on many levels. Kraken, Gemini, Bitstamp and Coinbase are OGs and have a strong track record.

Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by razemio on Monday June 20, 2022 @06:27AM (#31808565)
True, but since it based in Germany, you can take legal action if something goes wrong. Considering that they have been around for years without any issues, it can't be that bad.
Re:A Note to the Celsius Community by justin66 on Tuesday June 21, 2022 @03:39PM (#31828210)
There is also the NCUA, which insures deposits at federal credit unions.

https://www.ncua.gov/