You can buy a pallet-load of 45 350W-peak panels for under $7000 nowadays. A used Nissan Leaf at 60% battery capacity is another $7000, and a converter/inverter to charge/discharge it is under $1000.

Furthermore: personal nukes will never happen. And, solar does not destroy biomes. And, its cost to fabricate is still falling at an exponential rate. So, you are zero for three, and paid too much.