But it's not Microsoft's fault. The Surface Book I replaced it with works perfectly.
I reach inside and it is like a toaster “oh yeah this guy is dead…”
You know what Windows and Linux offer that Mac doesn't? A friggin' Hibernate option. Please, just let me have a button to power off my computer while persisting its state to disk. No, I don't want to have to shut down my computer every time I put it in a bag, that's completely ridiculous and an utter waste of my time having to reset all my tmux panes, vim windows, shell histories... what a UX nightmare. They've made a laptop that's a terror to actually take anywhere with you. Even when the "smart" sleep does (sometimes) finally decide to kick in, it invariably costs 20% of the battery.
When people say that Macs have good power management, what they mean is that Safari is optimized for power consumption relative to Chrome and Firefox.
The default is hibernatemode 3 (RAM stays powered on until battery drops below some threshold, so that wake from sleep is very fast).
The version of “hibernate” you want is mode 25: sudo pmset -a hibernate mode 25
If you routinely keep your computer 'hibernating' for days at a time without plugging it in, you’ll save some battery life this way at the expense of a slower wake-up time because RAM is not kept powered.
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pmset for more details.
> Safari is optimized for power consumption relative to Chrome and Firefox
This is a very big difference. Chrome has zero respect for battery life.
Also, you can set the power manager's hibernatemode to your liking (Google search "os x hibernate mode") but there usually no reason to adjust the default (sleep for 3-4 hours, then suspend to disk) given how fast storage is in macs these days.
Macs have been famous for decades for having the best sleep/hibernate functions in the industry and when yours didn't work properly maybe you should have investigated? Or at least not be whinging about Apple over it?
I did / have on multiple devices.
At this point I always globally disable wake timers in Windows. They're mostly used for automatic updates. (For more fine-grained control, look at the various wake timers in Task Scheduler.)
I can understand that appeal.
In the last 5 years I don’t think I’ve had a windows laptop sleep or hibernate as I would expect, not randomly wake up in the middle of the night, in my bag, and just sit there fans at full speed…
I’m tired enough of it to try a Mac…