Some are replying that this sarcasm. I think not entirely. I think rather it is sarcasms cousin “satire.”

It states in a blunt shocking way a truth that exists manifestly in many of our actions, but is never said in that way.

Except it reflects no truth at all. It's mocking a "startuper" way of thinking.

A lot of people judge their life with metrics other than their bank account.

I think the comment you're replying to is sarcastic.

I wouldn’t bet my family on it, but I hope it’s sarcastic.

Who is going to push your wheelchair?

The lowest bidder among many, all vying for some dust from the bottom of my enormous Scrooge McDuck vault of gold?

>The ROI of children

Seriously go outside, get some sunlight and touch grass.

I think the comment you are replying to is indented as sarcastic considering the over the top quality of the part you are quoting.