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Re:DeWitt Clause, or can you benchmark %database% and get aw... by _jal on Friday June 03, 2022 @04:53PM (#31613479)
These things become substantially easier when approached correctly.

In this case, never run Oracle software. Not only will it vastly improve your mood during budget season; your developers will be less likely to stab you in your sleep and you will never worry about their primary line of business: lawsuits.

And you don't care how they benchmark.

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Re:DeWitt Clause, or can you benchmark %database% and get aw... by eastbound on Saturday June 04, 2022 @01:08AM (#31617189)
Here the Jal clause is born: You are now allowed to speak about what Oracle’s main line of business is.
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