Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs

Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by say_it_as_it_is on Friday June 03, 2022 @09:47AM (#31608218)

Obviously, people who value their jobs show up earlier to claim a parking space and a desk. Coffee is for closers.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by almost_usual on Friday June 03, 2022 @09:55AM (#31608317)

Might as well live at work.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by ctvo on Friday June 03, 2022 @10:03AM (#31608427)

points at head can't lose your desk to someone else if you never leave it.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by ProAm on Friday June 03, 2022 @10:14AM (#31608562)

Google has entered the chat with onsite laundry and free food.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by commandlinefan on Friday June 03, 2022 @10:42AM (#31608961)

The e-mail did say "minimum" of 40 hours - emphasis on the "minimum" part.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by hedora on Friday June 03, 2022 @11:03AM (#31609276)

Didn't say you had to be awake. Could sleep under your desk, then WFH.

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Re:Tesla to Cut 10% of Jobs by rascul on Friday June 03, 2022 @10:22AM (#31608677)

Follow Elon's example. He knows what's best.

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