In earlier days, I thought it'd be fun to have two versions of my resume. They had parallel content, but one was fluffed up in corporate-speak, and the other was human English.

I included links, e.g. resume-fluffy.html or resume-direct.html, and (somewhat seriously) suggested that hiring managers read the first and tech evaluators the second.

It made for some light humor in discussions with hiring groups. And also some effectively-paralyzed recruiters, which added to the fun of the former.