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Re:Unofficial firmware upgrade for Dyson V6/V7 vacuum batter... by samatman on Tuesday May 24, 2022 @02:06PM (#31495471)
Thanks Mom.

Seriously, if paper napkins and no Dyson Aerosol-Your-Skin-Cells-9000 means I don't have to think about the sanitary habits of my fellow citizens, that would be reason enough to stop installing them.

They also scream like a banshee and don't dry your hands. I happen to also wear a beard, perhaps you can see why having only the Scream And Don't Dry My Hands Machine available would be unsatisfactory.

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