What better way to ban dark patterns than making "patterns" altogether infeasible? Why assume trust in a model already proven untrustworthy? Too much of the web is built on an honor system as it is.

Structure begets hierarchy begets conformity begets tyranny. Eliminate structure from the web and tyranny over the web can't emerge.

I have a solution to our expensive computer problems! Blow up all of the computers! Boom. No more computer problems.

Welcome to the Gopher/Gemini mindset, thinking technological restrictions can solve a policy problem.

With what magic wand do you propose to enact this ban?