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Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by herodoturtle on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @09:06AM (#31326621)
One of the greatest benefits of working from home - which is seldom celebrated - is the ability to fart at one’s leisure without having to try silence it.
Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by palisade on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @09:08AM (#31326648)
We need a new law. The Freedom To Have Our Farts Go UnHeard Act. ;D
Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by rubyist5eva on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @09:18AM (#31326751)
No no no, the name of it needs to be an acronym as well.

The Freedom-to Always Rip True Act.

Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by scrapcode on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @10:23AM (#31327485)
I've always yearned the ability to come up with creative business names, product names, etc. It appears you have mastered it.
Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by rubyist5eva on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @05:37PM (#31333060)
If only there wasn't already the Fair and Reciprocal Trade Act.
Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by FerretFred on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @10:11AM (#31327348)
Or have that video conference call from your bathroom.. as long as you're on mute.
Re:Welcome to the era of the hyper-surveilled office by 14 on Tuesday May 10, 2022 @09:18AM (#31326748)
Well in 2019 you coughed to conceal a fart, in 2022 you fart to conceal a cough.