The problem isn’t what I want to do it’s having an intermediary in the process who only introduces drag.
I 100% understand the frustration of working in a place where lawyers "introduce drag". Lawyer's job isn't to make your job harder/easier, but to protect the company from whatever. Sometimes whatever turns out to be the "well intended" employee. Part of the friction in these situations are very zealous people wanting to do things while they are so scoped in on their task that they are unawares of the larger consequences to the company no matter how well intentioned they may be. As I've become older, I can corrolate that friction with youth. That coefficient of friction becomes smaller with age/experience. It has nothing to do with levels of caring/apathy, but from experiencing the negative affect of "move fast, break things" and being willing to tap the breaks a little bit while changing altitude to see a bigger picture.
Although that is not a very strong justification.
Legitimately asking, why do you need access to your private website on corporate resources during work? Access your private stuff on your BYOD.