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Re:The Twelve-Factor App (2011) by emmelaich on Thursday April 28, 2022 @10:48PM (#31200817)
It's the part of 12 factor that makes me giggle a bit; like it how does it get into the environment?

Reminds of the "Front fell off" comic sketch. "No, we towed it out of the environment"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Re:The Twelve-Factor App (2011) by mindcrime on Friday April 29, 2022 @12:21AM (#31201397)
"Well what's out there?"

"Nothing's out there."

"Well there must be something out there."

"There is nothing out there. All there is, is sea, and birds, and fish."

"And?"

"And 20,000 tons of crude oil."

"And what else"?

"And a fire."

"And anything else?"

"And the part of the ship that the front fell off. But there's nothing else out there. It's a complete void."

Re:The Twelve-Factor App (2011) by kortex on Friday April 29, 2022 @12:02AM (#31201280)
It's environment variables all the way down.