Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer

Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by napolux on Monday April 25, 2022 @02:39PM (#31158937)

I bet 5 dogecoins that we won't get anything of this.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by Raineer on Monday April 25, 2022 @03:54PM (#31159710)

My hunch is we will get exactly zero new features, but Musk will be able to ensure any and all of his rich buddies will be back on the platform.

I don't think he gives a damn about the product or how it functions.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by phkahler on Monday April 25, 2022 @02:55PM (#31159119)

>> I bet 5 dogecoins that we won't get anything of this.

I bet you get Donald Trump back on Twitter.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by WillPostForFood on Monday April 25, 2022 @02:57PM (#31159156)

I bet you get an edit button

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by illwrks on Monday April 25, 2022 @03:02PM (#31159217)

...or a pay-to-edit button.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by SlonBog on Monday April 25, 2022 @03:02PM (#31159214)

I bet spams will be removed.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by memish on Monday April 25, 2022 @03:00PM (#31159192)

Looks like we already have. Your 5 dogecoin is worth 25% more on the news.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by SZJX on Monday April 25, 2022 @04:23PM (#31160083)

... and? That's not related to whether the said functionalities get implemented or not is it.

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Re:Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources by TimPC on Monday April 25, 2022 @03:07PM (#31159286)

Every dogecoin transferred kills a dog. It's part of a fancy new crypto mechanism called proof of jerk.

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