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Re:JPMorgan employees describe 'fear of God' & 'panic' as of... by cityzen on Saturday April 23, 2022 @12:47PM (#31135906)
I know this sounds crazy but... you can quit your job and go work somewhere else. I can't imagine working with the "fear of god" or "panic" over stupid shit like this. just find a remote job elsewhere, fuck JPMorgan.
Re:JPMorgan employees describe 'fear of God' & 'panic' as of... by akhmatova on Tuesday April 26, 2022 @10:26AM (#31167851)
I can't imagine working with the "fear of god" or "panic" over stupid shit like this.

Then perhaps you can't quite imagine the I-banking lifestyle then. It is very much, if not fear-, then security-driven. Let's just say it attracts a certain personality profile.

That's why they make go across town to some doctor's office and pee in a cup before they let you in, for example.

Re:JPMorgan employees describe 'fear of God' & 'panic' as of... by wetpaws on Saturday April 23, 2022 @03:15PM (#31137444)
If all workplaces will start enforcing rules like this (and they likely will), there would be no alternative to escape to.
Re:JPMorgan employees describe 'fear of God' & 'panic' as of... by atonse on Saturday April 23, 2022 @05:18PM (#31138663)
I welcome them to do so quickly and aggressively.

That makes my talent search easier because as a fully remote company, we don’t waste time with silly concepts like “I have to see you in the flesh l to believe you’re working.” in information work.