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Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by ASalazarMX on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @01:25PM (#31100176)
> As far as I know, none of them were elves.

Obviously they weren't, because for excavation you hire dwarfs.

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Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by MrZongle2 on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @01:50PM (#31100515)
Gnomes, if you're on a budget.

But elves? That's just nonsense.

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Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by kcplate on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @07:07PM (#31104216)
No self-respecting elf would be caught dead doing dwarf work.
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