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Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by Flollop on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @12:44PM (#31099644)
> Update: Mr Bali Hai sez, "I worked for Cray Research from 1984-1996, and I can tell you that the story of him tunneling under his house is largely a fabrication made up by John Rollwagen to enhance Seymour's reputation as a quirky, visionary genius (which he was, but not because he was digging tunnels under his house). What actually transpired involved Seymour having some excavation work done on his basement by contractors. As far as I know, none of them were elves.
Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by ASalazarMX on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @01:25PM (#31100176)
> As far as I know, none of them were elves.

Obviously they weren't, because for excavation you hire dwarfs.

Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by MrZongle2 on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @01:50PM (#31100515)
Gnomes, if you're on a budget.

But elves? That's just nonsense.

Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by kcplate on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @07:07PM (#31104216)
No self-respecting elf would be caught dead doing dwarf work.
Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by cato_the_elder on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @12:47PM (#31099695)
Right, that's why I said it's probably apocryphal.