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Re:James Webb telescope's coldest instrument reaches operati... by pacoWebConsult on Monday April 18, 2022 @01:43PM (#31073994)
I've watched Armageddon. All you need is a nuke and Bruce Willis.
Re:James Webb telescope's coldest instrument reaches operati... by sophacles on Monday April 18, 2022 @01:55PM (#31074159)
Mr Willis is 67 years old. I suspect that any incoming attack asteroids are more than 13 years out (it just seems statistically improbable that one will show up sooner than that - I don't have any data on incoming bogies), and asking a >80 yo person to go take out asteroids seems like a plan destined to fail.

Point being, we should hurry up and create a bunch of Bruce Willis clones before it's too late. The future of humanity depends on it!

Re:James Webb telescope's coldest instrument reaches operati... by Tr3nton on Monday April 18, 2022 @03:19PM (#31075180)
Please keep comments like this on reddit. Thank you
Re:James Webb telescope's coldest instrument reaches operati... by dylan604 on Monday April 18, 2022 @02:40PM (#31074740)
No, you need Harry Stanton. Bruce is just an actor.
Re:James Webb telescope's coldest instrument reaches operati... by dylan604 on Monday April 18, 2022 @05:44PM (#31076989)
Doh! Harry Stamper