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Re:Today I asked a bank for a conventional mortgage and they... by bluedino on Tuesday April 12, 2022 @08:18AM (#31001561)
> Then I retired on crypto gains and tried to get a mortgage

Just get a job for 6 months and then get the loan. After you close, put your 2 weeks in.

Re:Today I asked a bank for a conventional mortgage and they... by chubbyFIREthrwy on Tuesday April 12, 2022 @01:47PM (#31005989)
That wouldn't work in my scenario since I had already quit and the gap in W2 makes you suddenly high-risk. But yes, the fatFIRE people recommend getting the mortgage before you retire, which is what I should have done.

I agree with claytongulick's point too, I'd feel bad about applying anywhere with this intent.

Re:Today I asked a bank for a conventional mortgage and they... by pyb on Tuesday April 12, 2022 @10:40AM (#31003364)
He's just explained how to achieve the same result without having to get a job.
Re:Today I asked a bank for a conventional mortgage and they... by claytongulick on Tuesday April 12, 2022 @10:16AM (#31003038)
You're ok with knowingly doing this to an employer?

Do you understand the cost to them for something like this?