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Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by slim on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @02:34AM (#30839504)
I think the emperors joke was that he himself impregnated the peasants mother not his father. because if it was his father, that would make the peasant his brother and would make the matter serious with regards to the claim for the trone. My understanding is at that time peasants would marry and have children at age 13 and emperors having sex with thousands of women was not morally inadequate
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by Balero on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @05:38AM (#30840543)
> that would make the peasant his brother and would make the matter serious with regards to the claim for the trone.

This is not how Roman succession worked. Especially at this time. This is a joke about the first Emperor Augusts. His biological father, whilst being pretty important politically, was not the reason he was able to turn himself into Emperor. A very basic explanation was that he got much of his power base from Julius Ceaser, who had adopted him, when he died.

So his biological father having any other children (which he in fact did have, an elder sister, who's own Son entered politics) would not matter at all. As the relationship with his maternal Uncle was where he drew his power.

This is all simplified, and I am no expert. But it is all much more complicated, and interesting (and always has been) than some simple rule of eldest son gets the throne.

Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by muro on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @07:09AM (#30841073)
Augustus was famous for pushing for better morals, he even banished her daughter for that.
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by muro on Wednesday March 30, 2022 @03:15AM (#30852293)
His daughter, sorry
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by lqet on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @03:59AM (#30839998)
Indeed, this makes even more sense than my explanation!