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Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by babyshake on Monday March 28, 2022 @08:28PM (#30837251)
> that she was in Rome at some point and was impregnated by the emperor's father.

I guess it depends on the age difference between the man and the emperor but I assumed the emperor was referring to himself and the joke was about the emperor's wife or partner.

Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by naniwaduni on Monday March 28, 2022 @10:03PM (#30837909)
It has to be the emperor's mother for them to be closely related.
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by dmurray on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @04:14AM (#30840071)
You're as closely related to your child as to your sibling: they share half your DNA in either case.

(This joke is clearly about the emperor's mother, though).