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Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by revolvingocelot on Monday March 28, 2022 @07:15PM (#30836764)
That's a fuckin' terrible joke -- or it's a good joke, not yet finished! Let's continue:

  Upon being asked, the prostitute laughs in their faces. "Either you two don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit!"
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by sixstringtheory on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @01:56AM (#30839272)
This reminded me of another one:

    What’s the difference between a corn farmer with Tourette’s and a hooker with dysentery?

    One shucks between fits.
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by raldi on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @12:23AM (#30838743)
Instant classic. The ancients would’ve loved it.
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by noduerme on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @03:51AM (#30839947)
Love it. Even modern Roman guys would be afraid of that ending ;)
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by Enginerrrd on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @07:38AM (#30841250)
That IS a good joke.
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by pasquinelli on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @05:20AM (#30840449)
what was the birth control situation?
Re:Jokes that have made people laugh for thousands of years by bil7 on Tuesday March 29, 2022 @09:36AM (#30842354)
gold