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Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by samstave on Saturday March 26, 2022 @06:16PM (#30815871)
I had a colleague die in his cubical at Lockheed...

I was IT director and I had to do a post mortem (no pun intended) about his activities in the facility by checking his badge-ing in and out of various doors to determine the time of death... that was super fn weird.

We were able to determine he went to the break room at ~1am or something, made himself a cup of tea, went back to his cube and died before he even drank his tea.

Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by sailfast on Saturday March 26, 2022 @08:28PM (#30816603)
Whoa. This sounds really tough and I’m sorry you had to go through that.
Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by samstave on Saturday March 26, 2022 @09:01PM (#30816769)
I had another colleague at Lockheed that forgot that when he was on VPN, his default printer was an MFP in the office... he *printed* (2AM) out a bunch of gay porn not realizing he was on VPN... yeah that was also super FN weird when HR came to me in the morning and handed me a manila envelope containing said printed out gay porn... and demanded "I NEED TO KNOW WHO PRINTED THIS OUT NOW!"

it was an EVP... married with kids....

He may be dead now but he left lockheed to become a park ranger.

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Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by nomdep on Saturday March 26, 2022 @09:34PM (#30816961)
That’s just gossip and has nothing to do with the theme of the thread
Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by samstave on Saturday March 26, 2022 @09:42PM (#30817001)
its not gossip. this literally happened.
Re:Mourning loss as a remote team by samstave on Saturday March 26, 2022 @09:38PM (#30816982)
oooh I have another lockheed story:

head of HR comes to me with sme issue with her blackberry.. I have her unlock it, and my phone guy is right there as she was claiming some issue...

We open her phone, and the first thing that pops up is a video of her giving the evp of sales a BJ...

my phone guy NOPED THE FUCK OUT ASAP...

that was fun trajectory to manage...