Too funny, this. (I still consider Java, and Javascript along with it, a new kid on the block. The language is still evolving at a rapid pace - unlike C, for example - with the kinks still being worked out.)

Yes. I am considering moving from Fortran II to Fortran IV. Don't want to be rushed about making a decision, though.

The Big JS Lie

We Fixed it in this release

Worse Worse Is Better

Old one reads poem

They're angry, a lack of Ken

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