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Re:AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks ... by kurthr on Friday March 18, 2022 @01:24PM (#30724966)
Also, where is the cannon/trebuchet attachment!

Hot Pockets are aerodynamically designed to be delivered directly to the mouth for most destructive effect. Short (napalm like cheese), medium (gaseous effect), and long term (myocardial infarction) impacts are improved at higher ordinance deliver rates.

Re:AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks ... by goldenkey on Saturday March 19, 2022 @12:57AM (#30731196)
When hotpockets are on a bagel, you can have hotpockets anytime!