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Re:AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks ... by dangerface on Friday March 18, 2022 @12:37PM (#30724386)
How else do you automate the hot pocket delivery system. What is this 2010? Do you expect me to order hot pockets myself like some sort of pleb?
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Re:AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks ... by kurthr on Friday March 18, 2022 @01:24PM (#30724966)
Also, where is the cannon/trebuchet attachment!

Hot Pockets are aerodynamically designed to be delivered directly to the mouth for most destructive effect. Short (napalm like cheese), medium (gaseous effect), and long term (myocardial infarction) impacts are improved at higher ordinance deliver rates.

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Re:AEG combi microwave unusable after update: device thinks ... by goldenkey on Saturday March 19, 2022 @12:57AM (#30731196)
When hotpockets are on a bagel, you can have hotpockets anytime!
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